Who needs to play with a full deck when you can play with half a deck and rant about the rest? Life is messy, complicated and can be a real bitch at times. It can also be joyous and exhilarating. And while moments which make us feel this way should be cherished and recorded, it’s much more fun to mock the other, more realistic moments in life. I’m talking about the times you think that if only you hadn’t gotten out of bed, your life wouldn’t have gone to shit right before your eyes. This is my attempt to be more productive with personal shortfalls and annoyances rather than scream my anguish into a pillow. I need a release that lasts longer than a few seconds. 

In this small space on the internet you will find a simple blog attempting to make light of the ridiculous parts of life and point out the absurdity of how some of us weren’t lucky enough to come into the world with a full deck. Most days I don’t know if my body or my brain will betray me more. Not to be a raging “Debbie Downer,” but living can be tricky and complicated. That’s why I’ve decided to write about my life and share it with complete strangers, who perhaps mistakenly found this blog. Maybe it will be more comforting to laugh, and allow others to laugh at my existence, rather than weep about it alone in the dark. We shall see.